Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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