I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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