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I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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