Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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