you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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