her vagine was all disorganized.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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