You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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