windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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