let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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