Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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