This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
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