Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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