I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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