I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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