Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Randomize
