i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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