It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
hows the party?
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be there in 10
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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