And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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