does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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