I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
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