What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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