was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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