I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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