What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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