I just saw a hot homeless man
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
How external is "for external use only"?
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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