Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I'm always down for nudity.
i out mim tonsoeep
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