So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
How external is "for external use only"?
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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