I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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