i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
