you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I need a burrito and a hug.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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