"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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