Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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