I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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