Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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