On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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