So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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