I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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