I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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