That's when you crack a 10am beer
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
We had to coat check the pizza.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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