As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Randomize
