GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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