my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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