i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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