Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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