those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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