If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
The ass gains better be worth it
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