I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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