after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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