I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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