is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
