Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
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