you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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