i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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