Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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