That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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