Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Say something about gay babies.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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