Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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